Yogurt slinging shroom beast

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.

"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party

A Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party is always set in a garage, VERY DANGEROUS, the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party entails a bitch, first step is to flip a bitch in a 540 degree motion from stomach to back. Then quickly splurge maple syrup, on top of said bitch. (3-5 seconds is precisely the right time to splurge) After the splurging, conclude to shove mushrooms (sorted by size, first start with smallest) into the bitch's mouth. Thirdly, smash the bitches knee caps with a disco ball. After toss the remains of said disco ball over your head and start having sex.

"Dude me and my girl had the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party done last week. You should try it!"

by IHasNoFriendz December 15, 2018

National shrooms in the park day

Any day is National shooms in the park day if you take shrooms in a park

Jerry: let's go do shrooms in the park man
Tom: why bro

Jerry: because it's national shrooms in the park day

Tom: alright dude let's go

by Emotional Gandhi January 3, 2022

You just got shroomed!

The act of smashing a mushroom on someone's head. You have to sneak up reeeeally careful and sneaky, and then scream "You just got SHROOMED!" As soon as you smoosh the mushroom.

Some one, let's say Bob, sneaks up behind Fagan, and, bringing the mushroom down on Fagan's head, Bob yells "YOU JUST GOT SHROOMED!!!"

by I. Donte Nuo February 25, 2011

Shroom Starch

When you are doing laundry and are wanting to add some extra starch to your clothing. Pull open a pocket and cum into it.

While I was washing clothes the other night, I forgot to buy some starch. So I thought I would add Shroom Starch to it, so I opened up a pocket and came into it.

by DRUNK3NP3NGU1N October 6, 2023

Munt shrooms

Small flavorful mushrooms growing on the munt (where the sac connects to the Gooch on the back side. ) you can take these can and make Herbal yea

Mmmm I just harvested my munt shrooms and made some munt juice. (tea) wanna try some spenc and stu?

by anonymous January 8, 2022

shroom

An abbreviation for the word mushroom.

As a noun, it typically refers to the hallucinogenic, although it can more rarely refer to anything that has the unnatural resemblance to the head of mushroom such as a circumcised penis or a bowl top haircut.

As a verb it may refer to ingesting hallucinogenic mushrooms or to the rapid increase, spread, or development.

This city has shroomed in the intervening years since I was last here.

by somebodyousedtoknow October 8, 2018