No Call No Show

The funniest and least responsible way to quit ones job.

To not come into work one day and never give a reason and never show up or call ever again.
John hated his job at taco bell so when friday came along he pulled a no call/no show on them.
by DB January 14, 2005
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Bau Show

Pronounced (Baow Shaow).

A term used for an excessively long shower, usually lasting anywhere from 40 minutes - several days.
Mike: Hey you wanna grab dinner in an hour?
Joe: I can't I'm about to go Bau Show
by Ryland Bauer May 12, 2008
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Dirt Show

Someone or something that is extremely dirty (dirty being awesome).
"Man, he used to kind of suck at guitar but now he's fuckin' dirt show."
by Horvath April 03, 2008
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Showing dominance

When you grab other boys asses or do other faggot activity’s
Grabs boys ass “fwaaaaa”

That’s gay
“Nah I’m showing dominance
by Childish orange April 23, 2019
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unreality show

Often referred to as reality T.V., it's a T.V. show that is supposed to be "real" people living "real" life but fails miserably at its objective.
guy: Did you see that reality show where that girl did that thing?

girl: You mean that unreality show where that hired actress read that script?

guy: yeah that's what I meant.
by greatlakestony August 05, 2009
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show farting

The act of presenting ones flatulence in a creative or theatrical manner. This behaviour is most often demonstrated by one who has an inability to belch thus creating an excess of gastrointestinal gas. This excess gas provides more opportunity for one to pass gas with new and innovative styles. Show Farter's often seek the attention and approval of bystanders.
I give Ryan a 6.5 out of 10 for that "Show Fart".

Ryan's "show farting" often involves jumping or replacing song lyrics with loud and intense flatulence
by ryanmac17 November 23, 2013
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Grow Show

An area indoor/outdoor and/or public/private that has the promise to habitat marijuana plants.
Jon went to see if a grow show was in session at his community park. He couldn't find one but was sure that someday there could be a show.
by Anitas Bonghit September 16, 2009
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