Shoe Mustard

When your dogglestyle cream pie drips onto your kicks.

I Left my Jordans on for more traction, now I got this big ass blob of Shoe Mustard that won't come out. I'm lucky it wasn't truffle butter.

by Jogney brogden October 29, 2018

Soup Shoe

A sexual act involving multiple individuals, urine and a shoe.

The urine being the soup and the shoe the bowl.

One person makes the soup and the other enjoys a tasty treat.

In order for this to be a "Soup Shoe" you must use a spoon. Crackers and other condiments optional.

*In certain company, be sure to use your Soup Spoon.

Becky: I'm so glad you asked me to the dance, Johnny.

Johnny: I'm glad too. When we leave I'll make you a nice warm Soup Shoe.

Becky: Omg Johnny! That sounds wonderful!

by Scoob0023 June 12, 2016

Carpet shoes

Rectangle pieces of carpet usually the size of the bottom of shoes. Used to hide any foot prints from border patrol when illegal immigrants carry bales of marijuana across the Mexican/American border.

I was in the desert yesterday and found three pairs of carpet shoes.

by El coyote March 13, 2019

shoe fucking

When you put your cockhead in the toe of your girlfriends shoe, hook the heel behind your ballsack and slide or fuck the shoe.

My girlfriend wears a size 8 1/2 shoe. It's a perfect fit for shoe fucking.

by WIII February 15, 2017

Nice Shoes

An expression usually followed by "wanna fuck" as a very bad chat up line, which does often work. The expression "Nice shoes..." can be said alone, with the hope the other person will realise what you are asking them, if they do and say yes, you've pulled, if they realise and say no, you say "i have no idea what you mean, i like your shoes". It is also an inside joke shared between many, in which "Nice shoes..." is shouted across the room to a friend, then they reply "wanna fuck?!"

Me: "Hey syafiera, nice shoes! *winks*"
Syafiera: "Wanna fuck!?"

by .Blood.Lust. December 15, 2008

jesters-shoes

The involuntary curling of ones toes on reaching the 'vinegar strokes'.

Camera four, zoom in on Gunter he's got the jesters-shoes!

by Big Rosco March 1, 2004

OH SHOE

It's another way of saying oh shit
A thing that has to be said loud!

1. "Oh shoe! Did you see that guy? He just owned him!"

2. "Oh shoe, have you seen my cellphone somewhere? I just lost it :("

by Exicuton February 27, 2010