by stghm May 31, 2006
Get the shitting dick nipples mug.Posting off topic messages to a discussion forum. Usually, but not always, with purposeful intent to derail the discussion.
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"I just ate a huge bean burrito for lunch! There really wasn't enough cheese in it, but the extra Pico made up for it. It was quite satisfying."
"I just ate a huge bean burrito for lunch! There really wasn't enough cheese in it, but the extra Pico made up for it. It was quite satisfying."
by uiwrfhuiwerhf May 18, 2008
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The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.
Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!
Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!
Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
by brobbinso January 25, 2016
Get the eating while shitting mug.Similar to tantric sex, ...prolonging the act and therefore pleasure of crapping through patience, restraint and breathing techniques until the faecal orgasm is achieved...
Dude, I had no work to do this morning so I sat on the office toilet for 2 hours achieving a prolonged orgasm of faeces through tantric shitting... awesome
by zoomlion February 27, 2009
Get the Tantric Shitting mug.Exclamation used by Chris Morris in the brilliant 'Brasseye', while teaching children the perils of using cocaine.
by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005
Get the Shitting Crikey mug.When you sit on the edge of a bathtub facing out with your ass hanging into the tub and you atke a shit into the bathtub
1, hey dude, check it out, my toilet was clogged this morning, i had to take a Cliff Shit
2, hey, did you hear Cliff Shitting is now an Olympic Sport
2, hey, did you hear Cliff Shitting is now an Olympic Sport
by Dpcx Rocks November 20, 2010
Get the Cliff Shitting mug.The act of defecating as a performance or art. A highly valued skill, it is necessary to be able to shit on demand, producing interesting shapes, large quantities or to fire huge distances
Famous examples include Walther Beaverwich the trapeez artist who could perform amazing somersaults while firing shit all over the audience
For further examples see Albanian Roulette Albanian Sausage Factory} Hamburg Oil Spill ALbanian baby Shower Haggis Surprise Bulgarian Carpet Bomb and Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash
Famous examples include Walther Beaverwich the trapeez artist who could perform amazing somersaults while firing shit all over the audience
For further examples see Albanian Roulette Albanian Sausage Factory} Hamburg Oil Spill ALbanian baby Shower Haggis Surprise Bulgarian Carpet Bomb and Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash
Guy 1: Dude this gathering is so lame, bail?
Guy 2: Dont fret chum, I am an ace in the art of stunt shitting, and right now i'm cooking up a huge liquid steamer to fire
Guy 1: Man alive this is gonna be awesome, maybe ill even get caught in the spary!!
Guy 2: Dont fret chum, I am an ace in the art of stunt shitting, and right now i'm cooking up a huge liquid steamer to fire
Guy 1: Man alive this is gonna be awesome, maybe ill even get caught in the spary!!
by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009
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