shitpist

When you simultaneously shit and piss yourself while looking at reddit or tumblr. Is usually caused by laughing.

"Bro, i was looking at reddit on the train, and i totally shitpisted bro!"

by Pseu. D. Onym September 30, 2020

Shitdick

A noun used towards a male friend who has gotten human stools on his glands penis due to engaging in anal sex.

Did you hear that Keegan’s a shitdick

by Conundrum of Philosophy March 1, 2021

Shiticure

A form of pedicure where instead of tightening up those heels and cuticles, you instead passive/aggressively rage-shit on a person's feet while looking them in the eyes and carrying on a casual conversation.

I gave Kyle a shiticure outside of the meeting yesterday after he tried to sell my ideas as his own.
I could have scolded my kids, but I went with a shiticure instead.

by Masterblackout May 20, 2021

Shitlicker

The one organism that chooses to eat absolute shit and has a weird ass name.

Joe: Mhm This Shit Bussin 🚌

Stranger: Your a Shitlicker and your name stinks like shit 😷

by Foaliey September 11, 2021

Shiticle

A long haired person, with hair that hangs to their butt crack, poops and the poop particles float into their hair

Long haired Sally had bad pizza with prosciutto, was in the toilet 30 minutes later, and blew shiticles into her ponytail.

by EC0417 January 10, 2022

Shitpinger

(UK). To score a very powerful goal in a football match, often from outside the penalty box. Sometimes referred to as a "screamer".

Tony Yeboah scored an absolute shitpinger against Wimbledon for Leeds United back in 1995

by azpimylastemail September 5, 2023

Mexican Shitkicker

A drink consisting of 1 Tablespoon Metamucil in 5 oz water and 3 oz tequila.

Dude, last night we all had Mexican Shitkickers to celebrate my promotion. I wouldn't go in that bathroom right now for all the corn in Tijuana.

Yeah, but I'll bet you feel emptier than a used pinata...

by slancio April 26, 2011