Shelf tits

Tits that you could substitute for a shelf! They are full and firm. No sagging on those bitches!

Bro 1: Fuck man, look at those shelf tits!!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.

Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

Top Shelf

Anal sex in the doggy style position.

Before paying for dinner, Jason asked Julie if she goes "top shelf".

by Mcguiness January 21, 2015

Top Shelf

Verb - The act of dropping a steaming dump into the water tank of a toilet. It's very important to replace the tank cover and leave the room as if nothing happened. Each future flush will reinvigorate the stench of slowly eroding water tank dump.

Frat Guy 1, "Did you end up fighting those guys at that party last night?"

Frat Guy 2, "Naw, I top shelfed those bastards... they'll be smelling that fudge for weeks!"

by vandyu97 February 19, 2009

vagina shelf

The gap that forms between a standing woman's thighs, all the way up to her vagina, when she is anorexic and her pants are tight enough to show it off. So-called because if you turned her upside down, you could place objects on the flat surface directly between her legs, which is also where many women keep their vaginas.

Jesus christ, did you see Cari's vagina shelf? Did her pelvis separate?

by rainman420 April 25, 2005

Top Shelf

taking a shit in the top part of a toliet. See upperdecker

Dude lets go I just top shelfed the place.

by Daddy November 12, 2003

Top Shelf

to go poop in the top part of a toilet, ensuring a funky odor for days and plenty of laughs.

i took a top shelf in stves toilet hell be pissed

by max powers March 22, 2003

ball shelf

The human chin, esp. in reference to fellatio or tea bagging.

Jay Leno has quite a large ball shelf.

by Zevatron December 31, 2006