Sheet Blood

Blood leaking for the rectal area during sleep....on the bed sheets..

Man, i sheet blood for a week..

by jomama94 November 23, 2009

Side Sheet

The bed sheets of your side chick.

Gettin' rowdy with those side sheets on the floor.

by SideSheetz September 21, 2017

sheet surfing

To have sex on top or under the sheets

Man you should see the chick I went sheet surfing with last night.

by ron ron juice February 18, 2011

sheet rule

instead of one man having to sleep on the floor when sharing a hotel room, one may be under the sheet while the other is on top of it. this way the two will never touch.

during spring break we couldnt decide who would get the bed, so we used the sheet rule

by will38373830 March 28, 2007

Durty Sheets

New American alcoholic drink: one shot of Silver Petron, half to one shot of Grand Marnier, two to three ice cubes. Best used on women who are not used to getting drunk.

Dude, if you want her to get slutty, get her a few durty sheets. She'll be going down on you in no time.

by mr.durtysheets April 26, 2011

Brown Sheets

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

by Nexxxus September 7, 2007

painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon September 13, 2016