Shard Salada

Eating someone's ass out who has just sharded (fart that went wrong)

She gave me a shard salada and I liked it

by Rod77777 April 25, 2022

Shard Breath

When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.

Damn I have shard breath...again.

by gackhead December 5, 2010

Shard

A hot girl

“Yo that girl is badddd”
“Lemme see the shard, damn she’s hot as fuck”

by whatsnextokok July 25, 2022

shard

shard is synonym for retard

You are a real shard

by jan_890 January 8, 2018

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Skipping Shards

The act of selling or Trading Methamphetamine on a street level

If I do so snout. Lb of shard Skipping I'll get that new bike homie

I'm just out here skipping shards puddle pounding on these puddle sluts. Living my best life Karen

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

sharded

very shard, like sharded dick fard. when shard and gash cum out but shard. when think fard but shid. icky brown stuf that cum frum dick. and when shard in undie wundies.

"i farded!!!! oops no i sharded"

by elliotiguess February 10, 2022