seman suprise

When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.

Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

by Paul R Murden May 19, 2006

Sheman

A person who has the body of a man and pussy. Either they are a gay man who had plastic surgens to make him a pussy of a woman who had a sex change but kept her pussy. There are some she man communities. there are a much smaller number of shemen then Shemales and not many people like them except gays etc.

He's a sheman.

by Judge dredd7 February 26, 2011

Bitch Semantics

When Sean feels like being a little bitch and argues the meaning of "never mind".

This condition is usually related to having sand in his vagina. Since he can't get it out he gets a little perturbed and all bitchy.

sand in his vagina

by sandy pants February 19, 2004

shemanfradite

A girl that is obviously a girl but does manly things.

That chick is a shemanfradite.

by WLTBreezy February 16, 2009

Ordinary Seaman

Entry level deck department position aboard a Merchant Ship of the United States. After 365 days seatime, an O.S. can test for advancement to Able Bodied Seaman.

The Ordinary Seaman usually chips paint and rust, paints, splices and repairs lines, and assists (somewhat) in cargo operations and especially mooring/unmooring of the vessel.

The Captain of the ship started as an Ordinary Seaman on deck, and worked his way up the hawsepipe.

by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007

semanitarian

While stoned, you will think this is a good word.

"Guys, you know what's a good word? Semanitarian."

by Strudel-fagen August 30, 2008

Seman

Another word for cum

"Jaime.r ejected Seman in me and now I'm pregnant."

by SC-jajrr1 July 13, 2017