Scrotum Poncho

When a large mexican man (preferably in the 300 - 400lbs range) lays his scrotum on a womans face.

"Hey Im looking for a poncho"
"I know what you really need, A Scrotum Poncho"

by JackMofoToporek October 17, 2011

Scrotum Goblin

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.

As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack

The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin

by 69dingdonger May 15, 2019

Thunder Scrotum

A man, particularly a very durable one with the balls to swoon over. Powerfully abusive with his scrotum (Fe). Anal atrocities everyday, that’s your average thunder scrotum.

Thunder Scrotum walks this earth with two extra things dragging on the ground behind him. For he is, without a doubt, the manliest of us all.

by Paul, destroyer of worlds January 27, 2021

Down Scrotum

When you’re roasting the squeaker with the boys on xbox

“I swear this lil mofo got down scrotum.”

by SaintSesame November 20, 2020

scrotum tits

these are produced after a male beaing has had a hernia in the scrotal region. the muscles contract creating an odd pointed shape with two bright red dots on each testicle.

"Yo! shit! i got some fuckin scrotum tits, dog!"
"My bitch won't fuck me, because my scrotum tits is nasty, b"
"My scrotum tits is itchy, dog"
"When i rub my scrotum tit nipples, my weanie smells like mayonaise"

by am h December 18, 2005

Scrotum Chatterbox

When a man shoves his scrot in a girls mouth and gets her to talk about her day at work.

So how was your day dear? Girl - "mmmmmmmm mm mm mmm mmmhhh".. Man - "ahh lovely" Thats a scrotum chatterbox

by Edmanlikefood March 28, 2009

scrotum neck

Scrotum neck is a roundabout way of calling someone a dickhead.

That customer with the BMW is a real cheap scrotum neck bastard

by Jackball April 29, 2005