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Gargle my Scrote

Wendy was giving me shit, so I told her to gargle my scrote before I gave her a Schmack
by Dr. Bocaciac October 18, 2018
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Scroted

Dude, you scroted the keyboard with your Cheetos fingers.
by Mystery Muse December 14, 2021
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Scrotee

Scro·Tee (scrow-tee) - A slang term, based on the origin word scrotum.

i.e. scrotum is a pouch of skin containing the testicles.

Can also be spelled scrotie.
Phal: Hey,,, man!! I wanna hang but my girl needs me to do everything for her instead, haha I ain't a cuck or nothin', tho!

Lus: Yeah man, I wouldn't say so. You're using that word outta context, brooo... But you are acting like a real scrotee though!!

Phal: Dude, nuh uh!!

Lus: Yeah dude, you and the guys are all a bunch of scrotees when it comes to your gals.
by checkerflats October 23, 2018
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Scrote-Brain

A chronic illness, commonly brought on by drug use, which is often seen in men. The afflicted men will behave in unusual ways, such as saying embarrassing or unruly statements.

Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.

Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.
"Did you see that guy licking the pavement behind the KFC? He looks like he's got severe Scrote-Brain."
by The_sp00k January 11, 2022
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Scrote sock

A scrote sock is a sock or look alike in which you use to warm up your pee-pee when it’s cold.
Person A “Lately my pee-pee’s been feeling rather cold and I don’t know what to do

Person B “You could use a scrote sock”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.
"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."
by SteadWhise October 12, 2014
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ode scrote

an man over 70 years of age that does not bleed and wears similar attire to that of DEATH, lord of the underworld
1) "have you heard owt of ode scrote?" 2)"Oh shit here comes ode scrote."
by immortal scratend August 6, 2011
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