A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.
by Tacotrex February 22, 2012
A sexual activity. Either;
1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.
2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.
1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.
2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.
by DJhero January 25, 2011
a chemical reaction in your brain when you consume a scotch egg, similar to a steroid rage, but much much more devastating. Do not get in the way of people on scotch eggs.
christ, get out the way of that mad cunt, hes just ate 3 scotch eggs, he'll go into a scotch egg rage.
by hackhacktowtow May 05, 2011
A Scotch mist descends on Darkplace Hospital
by Captain Siberia March 15, 2008
A weather condition frequently seen in family photographs of a certain age, brought on by the ill-considered use of Scotch tape in scrapbooks and picture frames.
by Bottom Ford January 02, 2010
A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
by Benny Twadge May 19, 2009
Examples of insults given in a first year law school Torts class that are not sufficient to prove the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress.
by antifolkhero September 19, 2007