Thought scorpion

A fake term used to trick boomers

Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L

by Person9876543212 October 19, 2022

Eat a Scorpion

A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.

AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.

Goon: go eat a scorpion

AB: *Dead*

by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018

Urban Scorpion

A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.

Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"

by dopelesshopefiend August 27, 2017

scorpion style

Fucking you while your hands and feet are tied together and your mouth has duck tape on it

Yo I railed this girl last night and we were getting so freaky we had to do scorpion style

by That nigga from the j February 24, 2025

Naked Scorpion

The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course

My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025

Scorpion

Badass fighter from Mortal Kombat.

Scorpion said "get over here".

by White Poseidon November 29, 2019

Scorpion

A strange game middle school kids played in 2015 when you look like you are about to arm wrestle someone but instead you dig your nails as hard as you can into the side of your opponents thumb

“Did you see Calvin’s hand? Its all bandaged up.”

“Yeah, he played scorpion with Jordan and ended up bleeding everywhere.”

by Sleepyliz May 1, 2025