shocker schmenocker

A variation of the ever popular shocker. Performed when the middle and ring finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky into the anus. The "schmenocker" is performed when the clitoris is flicked with the index and the thumb. shocker

Brenda's orgasm was so intense that she said she had been schmenocked.

by Rat Bastard February 23, 2004

schmeal

anything you want it to be, can be good or bad, (though usually bad). this word derrives from lauren and hogg!! schmear can also be used

can be used when shouting at people from the geography windows at school, or any window for that matter. e.g. "schmeal"

by laurenzo bennitti January 2, 2005

schmank

The universal anything.

you're such a schmank

hey man me and that chick totally schmanked

by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

Schmenkel

When your cat pisses on it's back legs it does so out of it's schmenkel. Schmenkel is indicative of a broken pisser.

The cat's schmenkel - means the cat's pisser.

The cat is schmenkelling again - means the cat is pissing again.

by Schmenkel February 16, 2023

Schennel

2 definitions

1. an action created by flaring your nostrels.
2. An ugly or weird looking person.

For deffinition 1: Emma pull a schennel face!

For deffinition 2:OMG look at that girl, she is such a Schennel!

by DanielleS June 22, 2005

Schfenka

Schfenka is another word for balls.

Timmy- Dude, what did you do last night?
Jake- what do you mean?
Timmy- dude you have no balls.
Jake- lay off dude
Timmy- no really.. look.
Jake- OMG WHERE'S MY SCHFENKA?!

by letsfindcolour October 5, 2009

Schmangganese

A universal word used in place of a common object understood by the other party.

1) I was Schmangganeseing the shit out of this girl last night.
2) Kiss my Schmangganese
3) Hey, pass the Schmangganese

by The Schmang Squad November 13, 2010