A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.
Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.
by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013
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Get the schlong gobbled mug.The act of taking a condom, pooping inside of it and tying it shut, and then using it for insertive pleasure. Can also be frozen for a harder feel
by EdgyMeemStar January 22, 2018
Get the Sausage schlong mug.I always have mixed feelings about unsolicested schlong shots. On the one hand, Ew, on the other hand... dayum!
Nick asked me to send nudes last night, but I made him send me a schlong shot first!
Nick asked me to send nudes last night, but I made him send me a schlong shot first!
by Kinn Notap May 21, 2017
Get the Schlong Shot mug.Crystal: last night I gave mike the best feeling in the world "schlong nugget" with some hot sauce.
Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!
Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!
by JENNASABADBITCH August 23, 2011
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Get the Massive Schlong mug.1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
by bluzebrother April 7, 2010
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