by Throbbin_Rob November 09, 2019
A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.
Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.
by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013
I always have mixed feelings about unsolicested schlong shots. On the one hand, Ew, on the other hand... dayum!
Nick asked me to send nudes last night, but I made him send me a schlong shot first!
Nick asked me to send nudes last night, but I made him send me a schlong shot first!
by Kinn Notap May 21, 2017
The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
by schlongmurderer69696 November 11, 2020
Underwear for males that cradles their schlongs, much to the disgust of the people around them; a banana hammock.
by anonymous purple August 14, 2018
by LORD Schlong February 17, 2018
1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
by bluzebrother April 08, 2010