shrek

If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.

me: Shrek is so hot and sexy
friend: ikr

me: I'm happy you agree but back off my man!🙄

by papiisshrexy October 20, 2020

Shrek

A literal god

I worship shrek

by Ickey759505 August 07, 2018

shrek

beau a total beau

did you see Shrek that's beau

by yyyyaaaaaaaaaassssssssss April 12, 2022

Shrek

The bible

I'm going to church to watch Shrek.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is love and shrek is life
Shrek is the ogrelord

What the shrek is going on!?!

by Shrek Swampington December 22, 2016

Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018

Shrek

Is love Is life

All i want is a good shrek daddy

by DeeZnutz42069 December 24, 2020