Dirty Ruben

first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.

this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.

goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben

by makimammy October 12, 2022

National ruben cant speak day

ruben is always talking about his manatee t shirts and it is getting tiring.

it is national ruben cant speak day hooray!

by hiuttsdrrgrwer May 22, 2023

rubbernecking

1. (v.) bearing witness to the troubles of friends, either by accident or on purpose, and not being able to walk away from the wreckage.

2. (v.) holding a bong and or bowl being passed around for too long

1. The whole world can't stop rubbernecking Brittney Spears downward spiral.

2. "Yo man, why you rubbernecking that bong? Pass that sh*t..."

by Robin H. April 23, 2007

RUBEN LAYA

A DUMB ASS BIG EAR NIGGA

YO U A RUBEN LAYA

by yeaaa bpiiio December 13, 2017

Ruber

Dog, usually a golden doodle, who has a physical and mental attraction that may be perceived as an intimate relationship between herself and a velvet green pillow.

Ruby is such a ruber

by Pappi Chul1o August 12, 2019

ruben and marisol

In simple words, Rubens & Marisol’s are like magnets. They can not stand away from each other for too long or they’ll get crazy, deeply in love but won’t admit it.

“ omg, have you seen Ruben and Marisol they’re so loving and adorable”

Ruben: I won’t catch feelings

Marisol: yeah right

by Pimpin.nosimpin September 30, 2020

Rubberneckin'

Getting so drunk your neck turns to rubber and cant support your head. Looking reminiscent of a bobble head.

Man Darcy Ross is fucking rubbernecked right now! he's the definition of rubberneckin'

Mark Powder and Josh Cardinal are so fucking Rubbernecked they just puked all over eachother!

by Rubberneckin' ross February 15, 2010