A man with huge eyebrows and lots of facial hair. A very mysterious and creepy person. Usually very tall and not very intimidating.
by BigBoyJordan November 18, 2019
Get the Robertmug. A usually under rated yet really good guy, a true Italian stallion. He's nerdy and too smart for his own good, so smart it hinders him from alot of things that would be considered easy.
Girl 1: I can't believe I gave him up that was dumb as fuck.
Girl 2: yeah me too and now he's married and having a child. That's Robert though, always having to be a decent guy. Uggh.
Girl 2: yeah me too and now he's married and having a child. That's Robert though, always having to be a decent guy. Uggh.
by Morgan's<3 January 23, 2018
Get the Robertmug. by -*YeetMiesterYeet*- May 25, 2018
Get the Robertmug. Robert is the biggest dick hole (mostly from his boyfriend fingering it) you'll ever find in the known universe. Every girl he gets instantly turns lesbian and leaves him. He's sick 98 percent of the time and usually has penal discharge. If he even has a dick. Avoid at all costs. Gives a sick tongue punching the fart box.
Fuck Robert.
by Murtha Fuker September 17, 2018
Get the Robertmug. by Nahhhhtakisonlyforrobert September 10, 2020
Get the Robertmug. My little cousin, we all see him, he always wears sandals or shoe that could fit Shaquille O'Neil, and hangs out with them fat girls who eat poptarts on the fucking bus even though the seats are burning stinking the whole bus
by Sir Ronathan bortis 3 April 1, 2019
Get the Robertmug. A gay gay gay person but he just cant admit it so he deflects the attention of him being gay from himself and blames it on other people to hide how insecure he is
by Toelicker123 November 4, 2020
Get the Robertsmug.