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Recovering Duche Bag

A person who was a duche bag earlier in his life and tries to prevent others from becoming one or having relations with others who might be a duche bag by means of advice and/or guidance
Ex#1) (Younger Male Friend) Dude this expensive Lacrosse shirt will look insane on me.

(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.

(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.

(Girl) Why not?

(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.
by krusty123 May 31, 2010
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Recovery Speedball

Noun.

A combination of smoking spice and drinking caffinated beverages.

A good way to get high when you get piss tested once a week.

Implement by drinking a cuban coffee and rolling a joint of spice.

Smoke, sip, repeat.
Jimmy was on the verge of relapse until he had a recovery speedball.

The intercoastal waterway seemed so much more interesting after the kids did a recovery speedball.

It is a lot less likely that you will die from a recovery speedball than a classic speedball.
by Penelope Picklesworth August 1, 2010
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Recovery Addiction

Stage three of a "recovery" relapse, rehabilitation drama.. that is in its-self an incureable addiction

No recovery was ever intended or even possible as it is the drama leading up to "recovery" that is the addiction..

See also Relapsturbation, Rehabturbation
Dude don't bother talking to him, he has Recovery Addiction and is just into Rehabturbation too set up the next poor me Relapsturbation session
by Bill the Random December 21, 2010
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recovery run

When your coach says recovery run the practice after a race, but some dickhead on your team decides to go fast and the workout end up being race pace
Jace decided to go faster on the recovery run and his whole team suffered.
by Do u no da wri January 16, 2018
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recovery pump

The name given to a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.
Mate I'm feeling much better, managed to get a quick recovery pump last night.
by Goochstar February 26, 2018
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recovery pump

Used to describe a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.
Mate I'm feeling much better, just got myself a wee recovery pump last night.
by Goochstar February 26, 2018
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relovetivity

n. The theory that the more you focus on your love for something, the faster it becomes an eternal part of your soul. Relovetivity directs awareness to the space/time/love continuum.
When Jerry’s dog died he remembered it with only loving feelings to maintain the connection with relovetivity.
by Jerry.g.g March 3, 2019
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