Jyiodin Mordecai Randall

Ruler of the solar system. Slayer of whispering eyes. Bringer of ovary explosions. King amongst men. The fourth apostle. Bringer of the end of the Old World Order. Gift given from the gods.

The best name known to human kind.

“Oh shit! A Jyiodin Mordecai Randall has been born! Prepare to drop your panties ladies!”

by clickcommander February 19, 2018

Sloppy Randal

When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside

Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.

by Cringe22 July 26, 2022

Randal

Randal, how do you describe a Randal. Well he is a totally amazing, sweet guy. Yeah he has his flaws like he is sometimes tense with you or he is very stubborn and even sometimes lazy. But he knows to make you laugh when your feeling down. Also knows when to buckle down and get his work done. He is very loyal, even when you piss him off and goes off to go cool off, he will always come back to you. He is a gentlemen. Sometimes he is horny but very respectful. You never want to let this guy go, because if you do you're making the biggest mistake of your life. Love and respect your Randal and he will show the same to you.

Man you made a dumb mistake by leaving Randal.

by Asphalt233 March 28, 2023

randalou

a nic-name for the name miranda, which mirandas are the most beautiful,sweetest , charming girls,dont lose one youll regret it.she is usually a freak,has piercings,fun to be with ,smartest

randalou lets go role play!

by hubby-to-be February 5, 2010

randall

a sporty and judgy dude who is indepandant and always believes they are right

boy 1: i cant believe i came 2nd
randall: i told you my technique would work

by Tufts University America August 9, 2023

Billy Randall

1. Someone has no chill and isn't afraid to share their opinion

2. Someone who gets excited by scandals

1. 'Aaron was very blunt with his opinions'
'Yeah, he's such a Billy Randall'

2. 'Did you hear Brad Pitt hit Zayn Malik? I'm being such a Billy Randall over this scandal'

by Sambo223 June 9, 2015

Jack Randal

Pronounced as the character from Outlander. The act of using your toes (specifically the space in between your big and index toes) to masturbate an individual that has a large clitoris or a small penis.

My partner has a great time when I give them the Jack Randal.

by TwinkleToeMaster July 27, 2019