bathroom ramen

A culinary delicacy prepared exclusively in the restroom, often in moments of sheer desperation or culinary rebellion. This eccentric dish, born from the murky waters of the bathroom sink or, God forbid, the bathtub, signifies a true testament to one's dedication to instant gratification and questionable hygiene standards. Commonly associated with college dorms, late-night coding sessions, and individuals like "ThePrimeagen."
"Steven was so engrossed in his coding project that his only option was bathroom ramen."

"Dude, that's some hardcore dedication to his craft."
by DerreksaurusRex June 06, 2023
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Box of ramen

A bunch of naked Asian males in a dark room trying to grab each other's cock.
Nicole walked into a box of ramen and had to feel her way out . Luckily no one was long enough for her to feel more than just the tip.
by Itouchmyselfinbadways January 23, 2016
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Juicy ramen

1. A thick ass

2. Asian ass
3. Can slurp from it
3. Shordy's real thick
3. Bang worthy
by Yeurrrrr December 02, 2017
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Dago Ramen

What you make when:

1. You're hungry
2. You're poor
3. You have spaghetti noodles
3. You have no sauce and can't afford to buy sauce.

Dago Ramen is similar to asian ramen in that you cook the spaghetti in boiling water using various powdered flavors/spices, such as black pepper, garlic pepper, lemon pepper, Old Bay seasoning, Kickin' Chicken seasoning, beef or chicken bouillion cubes, or some combination of those ingredients. Sriracha sauce, if you have that, can give Dago Ramen a nice kick.

The trick is to add the flavor ingredients to the water *before* cooking the noodles, so that the seasoned water will cook its flavors into the noodles, making the flavoring nice and even.
Mick: "Man, I'm starvin'. What are we doin' for dinner?"
Ralph: "I'm basic broke, bro. Looks like it's a night for Dago Ramen."
by Hellzapoppin' June 01, 2021
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ramen metros

college-educated but still lower income earning urbanites. ramen of course refers to Ramen noodles that people of this type are likely to still be buying.
This bar is all Ramen metros, mayn. Let's roll.
by Ashley8484 October 19, 2008
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tomato ramen

the best thing you can make with ramen. By adding beef boulion cubes to the boiling ramen, and pouring tomato soup over the ramen, plus having 7 herbs and spices, this delacacy can be made for under 3 bucks.
I smell some tomato ramen.
by seismographitti 00 January 08, 2005
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Top Ramen

The bombers shit one can make when hungry
by That one stranger June 11, 2017
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