ramen-ra

The one and only true god of the Ramen religion. Ramen-ra hears the cries of all the hungry souls on Earth, and through his grace, he feeds them all. May his noodley appendages touch your soul, and may his salty broth sustain you.

Ramen.

I'm gonna eat an entire packet of Ramen spice as a tribute to our lord Ramen-ra.

Ramen. 🙏

by _Envy_ June 9, 2018

Canadian Ramen

Canadian Ramen is a sexual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. In order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her vagina as possible(seasoning optional). Once the vagina is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her vaginal area. Finally slurp each noodle out of the vagina individually. The stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.

Dave: "Honey, I'm super horny but I'm also famished!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"

by chachmonkey November 29, 2015

Box of ramen

A bunch of naked Asian males in a dark room trying to grab each other's cock.

Nicole walked into a box of ramen and had to feel her way out . Luckily no one was long enough for her to feel more than just the tip.

by Itouchmyselfinbadways May 4, 2016

ramen guy

The ramen guy is one of the first beings so ever walk this earth. He arrived along side shaggy, shrek and the grate Chuck Norris. Ramen guy takes the form of a old asian man in his 50s, with the traditional ramen makers uniform and a bowl of ramen noodles in his left hand. The ramen guy is a gentle being who will for the price of 25 yen give you the bowl of ramen in his hand. Though he is very kind do not cross him or he will poke your eyes out with chop sticks faster then you can say ramen noodles!

person 1: Damn I wish I could met ramen guy, Im craving some ramen noodles right now.
person 2: Ya I'm so hungry!

by njhdqhde2jhdhjdqwjhgdj1dy1y1ye December 1, 2020

The Ramen Rater

A website where instant noodles are reviewed. Very useful when going to the asian grocery and faced with a confusing wall of ramen noodles. www.theramenrater.com.

I was in Seattle at an asian grocery and couldn't read any of the noodle bags, so I hit up The Ramen Rater for some help.

by dogjuice February 24, 2012

tomato ramen

the best thing you can make with ramen. By adding beef boulion cubes to the boiling ramen, and pouring tomato soup over the ramen, plus having 7 herbs and spices, this delacacy can be made for under 3 bucks.

I smell some tomato ramen.

by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005

ramen boner

When you want someone else's ramen so badly that you get a boner.

Watching you eat your lunch is giving me a ramen boner

by Lonelybelovid April 20, 2015