douche quotient

Sort of like an Intelligence Quotient (IQ) the Douche Quotient or DQ measures how much of a Douche you are or what your possibilities of being a Douche are.

"This guys Douche Quotient is off the charts!"

by Tamtortilla October 15, 2009

Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.

When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.

by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010

Goofiness Quotient

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021

quote sniping

The act of "sniping" a quote, i.e taking a sentence or sentences and replying to them individually.

While not being quote mining per se, quote sniping is regarded as a nefarious thing to do while arguing on online forums.

Person 1: Do you agree about X?
Person 2: Yes, because it's a valid arguement.

Person 1: First of all, it's "argument". Silent e's disappear when suffixes are added. Secondly, outright denying blatantly true facts is not a valid argument.

quote sniping at its finest.

by and yet another guy September 5, 2011

DGAF Quotient

DGAF is Don’t Give A F*&K. Your DGAF quotient is a measure of how much of a F you give about things in general. If you’re wound up tight and all worried about everything, your DGAF quotient is very low. This is unattractive. If you truly DGAF and you are just a mess, your DGAF quotient is too high and this, too, is unattractive. You need a DGAF quotient is somewhere between picking up after yourself and not showering when you get up in the morning. Somewhere in there is good.

That chick is wound up way too tight. She needs to bring up her DGAF Quotient.

by Bozmond Bozzwall April 28, 2007

quote whore

1. a critic (usually of movies) who provides quotes favorable for use in promotions in exchange for something (such as a movie junket)

2. a derisive term for anyone who obsesses over quotes

That quote whore will say anything for a sneak peak.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

quoteable quote

a quote that is very quoteable

quoteable quote from harry potter: ''you're a wizard, harry''

by R.Mandy May 19, 2005