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by Oh Yea Mr. Crabs February 2, 2022

Quota Rape

Quota Rape - the act of setting a sales quota so high that there is no possible way to achieve it and therefore you feel like you are being raped by the organization

Hey Joey , did you get your new quota ?

Sure did ! I got quota raped again so clearly I’m making no money this quarter!

by Joey boombatz February 4, 2022

Quotev.com

The fucking hell site I go on everyday, full of quizzes, and fanfics. The most popular thing is to make a account, follow..about 300 people and post on activity. Don't go on this site, it's terrible.

"Do you use Quotev.com?"

"Yea, I regret ever making a account because now I can't quit"

by anonymous September 17, 2023

Quotequeefus

A type of mental disorder which affects the way a person speaks. The person who may have this disorder may quote things from a celebrity, movie, or even quote things that has happened to them personally.

Friend: “Are you okay?”
Quotequeefus person: “I climbed out of my head and watched myselt implode, a thought without a body outa be the shot to take a load off, my brain is poisoned and I’m searching for the antidote but every time I find it my defences scream ‘oh no, you don’t’ Woah… but it’s fine. No really, I’m fine”

by georgeisabaddie October 1, 2023

Nerd Quota

Limiting the amount of "nerdy" references you can make during a specific time period. This can be a personal goal or imposed by an annoyed friend. The effort is protect yourself from appearing lame.

EX: One Harry Potter reference a day; two Star Wars references if they're particularly clever; and one Twilight reference if it won't cause sexuality confusion.

Friend: How did you get home from the bars last night?
Me: I apparated.
Friend(Nerd Quota Enforcer): That's one.

by harrymotherfuckingpotter August 9, 2010

Semi-quote

Something that is almost a quote, but not quite. It means you're borrowing some words and either can't quite remember the exact words, or you're twisting them for effect.

Is that what he really said?" "No, that's just a semi-quote.

by GeorgeIII January 11, 2011

infobox quote

A quote that describes someone so thoroughly they should put it in their facebook info box.

Raul: "I'm heteroflexible! I mean, I'm straight, but shit happens!"
Teri: "That's totally an infobox quote."

by lipglossbepoppin November 7, 2010