Internet pundit

A person who has an opinion on the internet.

Barry Morgan Jr was an internet pundit, via Twitter.

by Devilcorpsdoc December 2, 2014

jello puding pop

Bill Cosby's favorite. A Popsicle made of puding

Bill Cosby gave a jello puding pop to the girl he just raped.

by Fez queerscopz December 27, 2015

mr.putiton

Nice looking, Cool in the inside Always good looking. So unique

Mr.putiton is the best fun person.

by lh062809 November 24, 2021

The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA

Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise

by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023

Drive-by Puritan

Someone bereft of any genuine integrity, but who is perpetually offended, while trying to prove their superior morality and character on each topic, before moving quickly onto the next issue to be outraged about. A genuinely pathetic individual.

This guy is outraged by pretty much anything and he’s so sanctimonious. He’s a drive-by Puritan of the highest order.

by Colonel. SJC July 12, 2020

pidittle

Punch the celing of your car after seeing a car with one head light and yelling pidittle, everyone else in the car takes a shot.Great for the passengers not so much so for the driver.

"dude you totally ran into that tree and totaled your car."
"Well I might have seen it if we hadn't been playing pidittle for seven hours."

by Bosman January 7, 2005

Pusitis

A viral infection that can occur in any organ or tissue of the body. Usually symptoms are constant bitching and whining about how bad it hurts.

Mrs Vanderbilt: Robby! Where is Rachel today?

Robby: She has a case of pusitis.

Mrs. Vanderbilt: She was bitching a lot yesterday.

by superfly69 August 12, 2010