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marine proof

Can describe any procedure or system, made simple enough that even a below average grunt, is incapable of fucking it up.
Nothing is marine proof. A determined lance corporal with enough time on his hands and limited supervision could find a way to break a ball bearing.
by Hanktholomew August 31, 2020
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Proof Video

A video made to show someone you are real. Typically on Facebook, Myspace, Myyearbook, Twitter, Formspring, Youtube, or other social networking sites. These videos are typically the person saying and writing all of their URLs to all the sites they are on, along with names they go by.

Many famous Scene Kids do this to prevent getting fakes.
Hi, My name is {Insert Name Here}, This is my proof video, and my url is {Insert url here}, and I'm real.
by SceneKingsSming June 24, 2011
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Grian-Proofing

To create a machine, contraption or building and add specific features that would prevent a Grian from wanting to interact with it, to stop him from breaking it in a fraction of a second, or to keep him not wanting to use it.

Must be used in the context of Minecraft.

Grian-Proofing may also be done with specific items but trapping them with him knowing - anything would prevent a wild Grian from completely obliterating what you've just spent half your life on is a viable Grian-Proofing measure.
Guy1: "OK, I think I've nearly finished creating this massive item filter for redstone-only items"
Guy2: "Wait, remember to add a seperate item bin onto the end, that should Grian-proof it well enough to stop it from clogging,"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... I forgot about Grian-Proofing."
by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019
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adult proof

When a program is so simple that it baffles adults, yet children work out the functions immediately.
"Is this new phone adult proof or something? I can't work it out but my six year old can."
by Mortechant March 7, 2015
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proof-creeping

Proof-creeping occurs when one receives a friend request but before accepting, you view your profile to make sure there is nothing that would offend the potential friend before they creep your profile. Much like proofreading a document before submitting it to a professor or giving a presentation.
Matt: When I get friend requests on Facebook, I creep my page to see what they'll be creeping.

Andrew: Wouldn't that be proof-creeping?
by Captain Cleedus August 22, 2011
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Proof-clicker

A Proofclicker is a person that clicks on possible spam (or adds) to preserve others from falling for the bait.
Brankele acted as the ideal Proof-clicker the 'wait what happens with this tourist on a beach' add so Ferdinand could sleep again.
by Fair D August 1, 2015
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sex proof

To physically strain ones penis, most likely by beating it with reckless abandon. Other activities can lead to this condition, such as falling onto your boner from a 8 foot ladder or sticking into a lightbulb socket.
I really want to bang Shelly but my skin flute is sex proof; doctor said I have to wait 6 months with a dick cast on before sex of any kind.
by RandyFellow June 28, 2014
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