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Potato

A way to describe a beautiful, loving, caring creature that can satisfy any of you're needs. As it can be fried, baked, diced, sautéed and who knows what else! If someone calls you a potato that is a compliment.
Also can be used for different sex positions...
Boy 1: god that potato is finnnneee
Boy 2: I'd hit that potato in all the different ways
by Potato:))))) April 10, 2017
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Based on the weird al song (its all about the Pentiums), the quote "what you got in there a Dorito?"
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.
"what you running league on a potato or something?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"
by dablackfox March 27, 2015
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

A legendary item under the power of god.
Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.
by OP potato April 11, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Eat a person, they die, eat a potato, it dies
Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die
by CrakHed57 November 23, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.
Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
mugGet the Potatomug.

That’s potatoes

1. A generalized term of approval or agreement. Syn. "hell yeah" or "I know that’s right" or "period".

2. An expression of disbelief or disgust. Syn. “That’s ick”
She looks crusty today. Mmm that’s potatoes.
by LL Cool Jones March 6, 2023
mugGet the That’s potatoesmug.

Potato

A unit of currency. When used in this sense, the plural is "potato." Related units of currency are the turnip, the goat, etc.
I will pay you seven potato to marry my daughter.
by MangMang April 11, 2015
mugGet the Potatomug.

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