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two cent plain 

1.Noun, archaic. Plain club soda or selzer.
2.Nown, A term combining frugality and nostalgia. Often associated with Jews since Milton Berle coined the term "for two cents plain."
1. Ol' Billy was the worst sort of customer; he'd order a two cent plain and hassel the ladies all night.
2. For Sal, the plan to build more hydroelectric dams was two cents plain.
two cent plain by WestVal July 26, 2006

face_plain 

What the f***; you retard; you dumbass; you fool.
"OMG I want to have teh buttsecks with Tal's munkey111!!1!!"

face_plain
face_plain by sdkfmxoe November 24, 2003

Just plain bad at drums 

This guy can't read music and can't march on the right foot, yah.....he will make it to Showband.....

Break the Plain 

A game requiring 3 people, with at least one, if not all being a Male. One person is blindfolded and on their knees and blindfolded with their mouth wide open. A male, fully erect, stands over the person on their knees and begins moving towards the person on their knees, and continues moving forward, inserting his penis into this other person's mouth, without touching any part of the person's mouth. The 3rd person acts as a Judge to make sure that the Plain (the imaginery line between the top and bottom lips) is broken by the Penis and that there is no contact between the Penis and mouth
"Hey guys, there's 3 of us, lets go play 'Break the Plain'"

I Plain, Just, Don't CARE About Them!!!

The term you use when people are trying to make you be friends again with two or more people, after you decided to never be their friend again. You can use the term, but no one listens to you and keeps on saying how you should go back to being their friends, even though you hate your old friends and your starting to get pisses off at the people that are trying to reunite you with your old friends that you don't want to be around and you just plain don't care about.
Person A: Come on Person B! You know that you and Person C & D are best friends forever!
Person B: Oh my God! Listen to me! I plain, just, don't CARE about them!!! I don't WANT to be their friend! Don't you get that!?!
Person A: Yes. But uh...come on! I want to be the one to reunite the three of you!

flood plain 

A picked out or specific plain of land used for purposeful flooding
A flood plain is used to flood to prevent flooding if a town
flood plain by swagapotomus October 21, 2013