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Pineapple

The best fruity creation ever! Perfect topping for a pizza
A) Do you want pizza tonight?
B) Only if it has pineapple on it!
A) Well duh! Its just not a pizza with out pineapple
by Pineapplesarethebest April 28, 2015
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ITS A FUCKING FRUIT THAT GROWS FROM A FUCKING BUSH NOT A TREE

IF YOU THOUGH IT GROWS FROM TREES YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT
"Does pineapples grow from trees?" Said Shawn

"NO YOU DUMB FUCK IT GROWS FROM BUSHES" says me
by richardparker 240 November 8, 2017
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Pineappleing

A form of group sex involving 3 or more people,at least one being a male. You take a pineapple and cut the top off, and then carve hole in the fruit about the size of your penis. Then, shove the pineapple up the takers asshole and put your penis in the hole in the pineapple. The third person sits under them and licks the anal citrus blood blend that drips out of the takers asshole.
Dude, your mom was pineappleing with two guys the other day.
by 5exb8 September 24, 2011
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The rarest kind of dank, one of the best, grown in Bedford New York, tastes like pineapple
Hey bro those bong hits with that pineapple last night were dank.
by farmejones June 24, 2010
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a game that is triggered when a person is spotted who is unable to be identified as a male or a female. The person who spots the unidentifiable person says to his/her friend "pineapple" they then attempt to identify the gender of the spotted person. The word "pineapple" is a code word used so that the game can commence in close proximity of the unidentifiable person.
Pablo: "PINEAPPLE, look Jeff a pineapple"

Jeff: "I think that's a dude"

Pablo: "No way, look it's got tits"

Jeff: "But it also has a beard!"

Pablo: "it's also wearing a bra"

Jeff: "ohhh yeah it is wearing a bra, must be a chick......"
by MIN May 7, 2014
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When you put "pineapple" in a sentence, it makes all other words look bad by comparison, so a sample sentence is: Pineapple.
by SMILEY FACES AND PINEAPPLE December 13, 2016
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Guy: Hey what’s the house of spongebob again?
Other Guy: A Pineapple
by Logan601 November 15, 2018
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