pinch of monkey shit 

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world

Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

pinch of monkey shit by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016

pinch boi 

A cocky bowler

Alex is a pinch boi

pinch boi by Jbriink February 7, 2018

Pinch runner 

When you are unable to complete a task, and need someone to come in and assist you.

person 1: "Hey man, did you see Kleim last night? Kid totally couldn't handle his alcohol."

person 2: "Yea dude, he needed a pinch runner"

Pinch runner by DaleHeaddd2 May 9, 2019

Pinch a Brennan day 

A national holiday that occurs once a month on the 28th where everyone get to slap a person named Jenna

“I can pinch Brennan today”

“Why?”
“BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL PINCH A BRENNAN DAY”

Pinch a Brennan day by Jennasailsail October 22, 2019

Pinch of salt 

seasoning your fish with An entire 26oz canister of mortons table salt.

"... and another pinch of salt."

Pinch of salt by DeadDick127 February 1, 2021

Pinch Hitter

A piece used for smoking pot.

Brian: Hey, Bill.. Pass the pinch hitter
Bill: Suck dick and die, Brian

Pinch Hitter by Mrdumbbum October 30, 2014

pinch-rip 

When using weak toilet paper during a clean-up you bite a whisp off with your butt and it stays there. Difficult to remove without getting your fingers dirty.

Guy #1: Why were you so long in my loo?

Guy #2: Aaah man, I had a pinch-rip incident and no mirror to help me out.

pinch-rip by mr_dirtbox August 24, 2009