pims

the phonetic pronunciation for what someone is who is bitchy, or always PMSing

"don't even talk to nadia, she has chronic pims"

by lauren September 1, 2003

pimps

The job every guy wants, renting out and fucking hos

man, that guys a pimp
what? how many hos do he have?
15 man

by switch484 May 13, 2005

pimps up, hoes down

An offensive and mysogynist characterization of female sex workers that encourages their abuse and exploitation by sexual predators by saying pimps deserve respect and control, and their female associates do not. Most often encountered in lyrics of the now fading genre of 'gangsta rap', in which rappers laughably tried to prove their manhood and increase their social status by boasting about violence and disrespect toward women.

"Yo, don't be talkin' that 'pimps up, hoes down" shit around here -- you think frontin' that sexist crap makes you cool? You a joke!"

by Starchild April 30, 2009

pimps

a bomb ass menthol cigarette that is smoked by niggas....and also by white kids with good taste in cigarettes.

Also known as "pimps" but no one knows how that started.

That nigga right there done walked up, put his cheap ass cigarette out on his shoe and said yo man let me get one of dem pimps when I pulled out my pack of newports.

by twe3k December 26, 2011

Pimps Up, Ho's Down

A pair of imperative commands to be issued during a school lockdown or other mandatory activity involving hiding on the floor. Intended to trap others in the dilemma of either standing up and risking their safety (as pimps would) or staying down and safe while unfortunately implying that they are hoes. More grammatical immediately after a ho has been brought down by tripping, choking, heart attack, drive-by shooting, etc. Also the title of a classic 1999 film chronicling eight American pimps' pimping.

1. School principal: (over PA system) "A suicidal man has been spotted outside school grounds. We ask that teachers initiate standard lockdown procedures."
Teacher: "Okay, I need some of you to sit on the floor along this wall, and--
Aaron: (springing out of school desk seat) "PIMPS UP, HOES DOWN!"
Other students: (to selves) Damn! I might as well find myself a street corner on 8 Mile!
(Aaron dons purple felt hat, crosses arms)

2. (A girl slips and falls on the wet hallway floor)
Aaron: (donning purple felt hat) "PIMPS UP, HO'S DOWN!"
Ho: (getting up) "Asshole."

3. Aaron: "PIMPS UP, HO'S DOWN!"
Ho: (still standing) "That movie's title is punctuated poorly."
Aaron: "GET DOWN HO wait wha-- . . . ?" (Uneasily fingers pimp hat)

by typs lik dis January 13, 2010

pimpshake

A tight bond and understanding of pimp status between two brothers

Ex 1.yo dat ho u be pickin up last night thats true pimp status yo, pimpshake my ass nigga.

Ex 2.Man u be pimpin Yolanda? DAYYYMMM Son thats true pimpology.I'm ight that we be both pimpshakin

by Eric December 10, 2003

pimpslap

the art of placing baby powder in your hand in order to slap someone

Hey hand me some baby powder so i can slap this fool!

by wpiiltlt May 22, 2003