PHD

You’re pussy handling degree! You can handle any pussy, anytime, anywhere!
PHd

Guy: I have my PhD!
Girl: what’s a PhD?
Guy: my pussy handling degree!

Girl: How’d you earn that?

Guy: Not in school, I could tell you that!

by Jujubu November 24, 2017

PHD

Phat huge dick

I only use my "PHD" on special occasions.

by Suffering_from_BBS June 10, 2021

PHD

Pubic. Hair. Diploma.

When you realize it’s 2019 and pubic hair is totally in.

That girl has her PHD. She is rocking the bush.

by Crazyteacher2019 June 06, 2019

PHD

pERMANENT hEAD dAMAGE

A guy with PHD.

by grass easy fly September 05, 2008

Phd

Pretty Huge Dick

Ryan has a PhD, I saw it last night when we both went to pee together. I glanced over at his PhD and couldn't stop staring. It was beautiful.

by Nukkin October 03, 2019

PhD

PhD stands for permanently halfway done because producing original research and then defending it is not as easy as you think. Unless you’re going to law school and want to do this degree along with your law degree, DO NOT do a PhD if you don’t already have a career.

Person 1: Im doing my PhD.
Person 2: Oh, so are you a published author yet?
Person 1: *Immediately dies from a brain aneurysm*

by InvisibleRevolutionary June 02, 2024

PhD

Pretty huge dick

I've got a PhD... A pretty huge dick

by w_chocolate03 December 04, 2018