Blue pelican

When a girl with hiccups who hasn't washed in at least two days is short on oxygen takes the sack fully into her mouth.

She was so drunk that she gave me a blue pelican for 53 minutes

by Nebeka April 14, 2017

Pelican's Yawn

A vagina so large it can hold up to 50 lbs of fish (or luncheon meat).

Katie: "That girl Dom did last night apparently had a massive pelican's yawn."
Jess: "Really? Not as big as mine, I bet."

by moooonface December 29, 2009

Prostate Pelican

A gay guy who wobbles his way into other men's prostates.

Guy: What are you doing to that guy?
Challlls: Touching his prostate.
Guy: Damn prostate pelican.

by Adolf Obama October 19, 2009

Doing a Pelican

Doing a Pelican/DAP (noun): The action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.

Frank: "The walk to town today wasn't too bad, I got at least 7 points doing a Pelican."

James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"

by adamnshame April 18, 2010

Bloody Pelican

A bloody pelican is when a girl is having sex with you and pulls out knife, using the knife to cut open your dick. After cutting it open she will give you a B.J. and when she is done you will have a bloodless dick.

Guy 1: "My girlfriend gave me a bloody pelican last night"

Guy 2: "How was it"

Guy 1: "Good, good, but now my dick is all flimsy and pale. Oh and dont forget it also has no blood in it"

by boblily April 15, 2008

Pelicanning

While your friends are having sex in another room, jerk off to the sound of them having sex. Right before you blow your load, bust into the room and jizz all over both partners

"dude, last night I got caught pelicanning John and Cindy"
"Wtf"

by Realnigg420 May 14, 2016

modest pelican

modest pelican is a funny youtuber who wants us to spred the good word of his channel and stay hydrated. his grand theft auto online intros go something like this hey guys modest pelican here back with grand theft auto online if you in joyed this video please (insert funny way to premote modest pelicans youtube channel here) to spered the good word of my channel this is thick man a retered hitman on a journy to become the kigpin of los santos this are the boys boys boys and together they form a dangers gang called the sons of virgins this are there storys

modest pelican is the god of pelicans

by arthur morgan 1899 November 21, 2021