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pedo-edge

"pedo-edge" jokes and humor are a subcategory of the "edgy" genre, incorporating shock value as a major component and therefore belongs to a wider umbrella term named NSFW humor.
A: You know what the major cause of pedophilia is these days?

B: Sexy children?

A: Damn dude, no... that's some straight-up pedo-edge bru
by iDontNeedNoDamnPseudonym March 3, 2021
mugGet the pedo-edgemug.

Pedo Stroll

A short walk during which pedophiles scope out their next prey.
Mark: Did you see that old nasty man over there creepin on those kids?

Joe: That's not good, Dude! He's on his Pedo Stroll! Watch out, Kids!
by -El Hopper September 7, 2010
mugGet the Pedo Strollmug.

pocket pedo

why are you going after underage midgets POCKET PEDO
by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020
mugGet the pocket pedomug.

Pedo-Headass

A pedo-headass is a nigga who is incredibly stupid, but also pervs on children. Pretty much what it sounds like, a pedo and a headass.
"Bruh that nigga is a straight pedo-headass." "Wym" "He postin pictures of him and Sarada from Boruto, saying that's his wife."
by K The Magic Man November 26, 2017
mugGet the Pedo-Headassmug.

Pedo Khalifa

A small change to Wiz Khalifa's song, "Black and Yellow." Instead of singing his regular rap, you switch "it big" with "with kids"
Pedo Khalifa:

Yeah ah ha, you know what it is, everything I do, I do with kids
by JAYBEE**** July 31, 2011
mugGet the Pedo Khalifamug.

Pedo Wizard

An ageing, peroxide blonde long hair with a penchant for snake skin boots and gold flecked flares, often found at children's parties casting dirty spells with his "magic wand".
Oh I say Calum that Pedo Wizard you had at little Timmy's birthday party didn't half get the kids in a frightful mess with all those sticky magic spells he cast all over them.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011
mugGet the Pedo Wizardmug.

Christmas pedo

A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
by No1shaager November 1, 2019
mugGet the Christmas pedomug.

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