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gone pear-shaped

British slang term, used to describe when a situation has gone bad....I've no idea where it originates, but that's how it's used.
Since the new manager took over, things at work have gone all pear-shaped and I'm afraid I may be out of a job soon.
by Kucitizen June 26, 2004
mugGet the gone pear-shapedmug.

partridge in a pear tree

an unbelievably cool person
"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"
by k33p!7r33! July 25, 2008
mugGet the partridge in a pear treemug.

gone pear-shaped

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear

means: its all gone wrong

see also: tits up
by itcreaks June 28, 2004
mugGet the gone pear-shapedmug.

gone pear-shaped

if something has gone wrong, it has gone pear shaped
shit man. I was doing so well then it all went pear-shaped
by Paul Burton June 29, 2004
mugGet the gone pear-shapedmug.

Prickly Pear Cactus

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.
I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.
by Zebrarez October 16, 2014
mugGet the Prickly Pear Cactusmug.

pear-pa-tear

another way of saying "papertowel"

Usually is said the most while being extremely fucking high
Can I have a pear-pa-tear?
by BlueAnaconda 1 January 27, 2011
mugGet the pear-pa-tearmug.

Juicing Your Pears

When somebody, typically male, has a bad case of swamp ass or particularly greasy farts so as to drench their testicles or crotch in general.
"Gosh, it's so hot outside I'm sweating like crazy."
"Dude, are you juicing your pears?"
by Thanatos89 May 18, 2019
mugGet the Juicing Your Pearsmug.

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