British slang term, used to describe when a situation has gone bad....I've no idea where it originates, but that's how it's used.
Since the new manager took over, things at work have gone all pear-shaped and I'm afraid I may be out of a job soon.
by Kucitizen June 26, 2004

an unbelievably cool person
by k33p!7r33! July 25, 2008

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear
means: its all gone wrong
see also: tits up
means: its all gone wrong
see also: tits up
by itcreaks June 28, 2004

by Paul Burton June 29, 2004

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.
by Zebrarez October 16, 2014

Can I have a pear-pa-tear?
by BlueAnaconda 1 January 27, 2011

When somebody, typically male, has a bad case of swamp ass or particularly greasy farts so as to drench their testicles or crotch in general.
by Thanatos89 May 18, 2019
