para

Sort of something, but not quite.

Paramilitary; sort of military
Paramedic; sort of a medic

by Kevinn January 31, 2007

penis parade

An astronomical band of penile organs congregated in a confined area fighting for the rights of vaginal penetration.

Me and my buds joined the penis parade.

by C-K-L November 28, 2007

Paracausal

Paracausality is a category used to refer to abilities, events or entities which seem to violate causality (i.e. the principle that all effects must have a preceding cause, to precede casualty). It is also commonly referred to as "magic".

The complex nature of quantum physics feels paracausal to those without understanding of the subject.

by Paracausal Synonym January 31, 2022

scranton parade day

The greatest, ABSOLUTLEY best day in history of all time. People start drinking at 6:30 AM and don't stop at all. It's a day where Scranton kids show all the big D1 schools that they party just as hard of not harder. Just an all around great day.

Dude ready for Scranton parade day tomorow? He'll yeah if we make it out alive it'd be awsome!

by Ryannbbb March 1, 2014

Shit Parade

A cousin to the term clusterfuck. It implies an instance of extreme confusion, mishap, and/or disorganization.

Clusterfuck

WOW! It was a real fucking sit parade on the highway today.

by Chives November 25, 2003

parade rainage

What happens when someone proverbialy rains on your parade meaning they ruin your triumphant moment.

JU: The Cardinals won the World Series!
Them: Just because the other team felt bad for them.
JU: Thats serious parade rainage

by Ju P April 25, 2008

parachronism

Continually being a bitch before the realization that you are one

Meng, that parachronism is ignorant of her "bitch status"

by Illey January 16, 2009