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National Partner Day 

September 12th where you appreciate your non-binary love.

inflatable life partner 

I told the manager of Starbucks if he kept running his mouth I was going to go to his studio apartment downtown and fuck his blowup doll to which he replied “ she is an inflatable life partner”

howdy partner

The traditional greeting of southern, conservative, gun-loving, poor, white farmers, who also think the Confederate flag is the flag of the United States.

The term is also associated with hoboes, hicks and rednecks.

Rarely is the person to whom the gretting is addressed any sort of 'partner'. Except, possibly, in the context of an incestuous relationship between the two parties.
Hick 1: Howdy partner! What y'all doin' tonight?

Hick 2: I'm gonna 'ave me some cows for dinner!

Hick 3: I'm gonna go shoot me some trespassers with ma 12-gauge! I'll bring back the meat!

Hick 1: K, howdy y'all, I best be off, ma Doris want's some hot lovin, ya know!

Hick 2: Doris yo sister or Doris yo mothar?
howdy partner by Dmitri April 1, 2004

silent partner 

A delicate sexual maneuver also known as the switch. When doing a girl from behind, you quickly move out of the way and let your buddy (the silent partner) finish up. Often preformed when you are about to break up with the said girl.
I was about to break up with her, so my roommate gave me $20 to pull a silent partner on her.
silent partner by Woobert September 20, 2005

short-term salami partner 

A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.
I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.

howdy do partner 

A term created and used by lilrandy01 aka maddenboss_ aka MrDonut01. It is generally used as an introductory line like: Hello, or Hey There!