Parking Lot Amnesia

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?

by Jonnyd January 11, 2014

giant eagle parking lot incident

A major accident that has traumatized you that you only vaguely refer to.

Person: Haven’t been the same since the Giant Eagle Parking Lot Incident

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2024

Fall in the parking lot

The gayest finsta name of all time

Alex: What the fuck does that mean
Autumn: huh, I love keegan
Alex: it makes sense now

Fall in the parking lot

by Utimatedad101 August 19, 2018

Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.

"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"

by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017

parking lot burrito

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.

"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."

by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014

parking lot bj

When an otto gets a blow job in a taco bell parking lot , by a attractive girl with big titties

did you see that otto . He got a parking lot bj last night in the taco bell parking lot by some hot chick.

by crank stick 70 February 17, 2015

parking lot rocker

A parking lot rocker is a metal head( or a group) that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or any low grade alcohol at a parking lot and blast Toxic Holocaust, thinking that its a good band.

They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .

Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to John that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.

by Jrob2020 July 16, 2018