paranormal

clothing that is fashionable/en vogue

Boy, you lookin' like a foo' witcha pants on da ground! Take dem off and put on a paranormal ones!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

paranoid

Not being able to trust; me.

It's like I'm
Paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a
whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I
Can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right
BENEATH MY SKIN!!

by Zach G. November 23, 2003

Paranoium

v. the act of making someone paranoid.

James showed a classic example of Paranoium when he tried to think Mary was going to die

by Suggests April 14, 2009

paranoid butcher

A gay man (i.e. likes to have his meat delivered via the back door)

Wow, that guy's so flamboyant, he must be a paranoid butcher

by BobLoblaw March 4, 2007

paranoid pooper

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.

KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.

by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010

Paranoia Activia

The fear of your Activia or fiber one bar kicking in

Dude after lunch, I have the worst case of Paranoia Activia during ballet rehearsal.

by Balletfreak November 15, 2011

Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.

Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!

Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.

Definition of paranoia-Joel stop being such a paranoid cunt!! Jo has not got your gear!!! :)

by Zton October 9, 2016