Pie Pad

A bed where creampies occur.

I hooked up with Carly on my Pie Pad last night.

by munchdatbeaver_ August 15, 2021

Pecker pad

Area of developed fat around the pubic region that accumulates when a man is overweight.

My boyfriend really needs to hit the gym, hes developing a pecker pad.

by JustinWB82 August 25, 2021

Purple lightsaber pad

A fly ass terrordome apartment made for pimpin' on a shoe string budget.

Yo my ass so broke but I hooked up the pad with mad shit g on less than your ghetto place.

Welcome to the my purple lightsaber pad bro!

by Anthony Congress November 14, 2016

The helicopter pad

When you have a big bush, and then cut around your balls and dick but leave the bush around it. You then swing your dick around creating the helicopter pad

Girls have a landing strip but boys have the helicopter pad.

by Pinky98 June 9, 2020

Beat Pad

1. A pad made to enable people to play DDR in the comfort of their own homes.
2. Any mat put on the ground for the express purpose of masterbating upon. Usually the mat has a target designating the spot to be finished on.
3. A very sticky welcome mat.

The other day I walked in on Robert sitting on the beat pad indian style jerking the turkey.

I walked up to Judy's house, and right in front of the door was a beat pad. I sunk into it like quicksand.

by D-Smoov December 1, 2006

launch pad

When getting a chick from behind, condemless, and about to pull out, one rests his dick on the top of her ass crack and shoots his load into the air. A launch pad is truly successful when the jiz lands in her hair

i didn't want to get alyssa pregnant again so i pulled out and set up a launch pad

by goooooooooch7 November 15, 2009

Pig Pad

Police station

self explanitory

by Borble November 10, 2003