by ItsAlrightYano11 May 13, 2010

A residence whose main or sole purpose is to host extramarital affairs. Adultery pads are commonly, but not exclusively, owned by wealthy, married men.
Instead of meeting his mistress at the Ritz Carlton, John entertained her at his adultery pad, a luxurious condominium in Laguna Beach.
by cdavischicago April 14, 2010

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad
by Jack May 20, 2004

noun. The term for the usage of a napkin in place of a comfortable feminine care item, when said item (maxi pad) is not readily available.
Hey! Need a quick care item that is both comfortable and fits that tight budget? Try the Napsi Pad! Now with wings!
by sporkthepanda December 14, 2009

by allkindsofnoise April 4, 2009

me: i want one pone to be elifve to meet ou
except the tyhping isn't making sense
3:15 AM and your number
i can dial pad it
better than this shit
give me nubmers
3:16 AM PHIL
i AM COLD
except the tyhping isn't making sense
3:15 AM and your number
i can dial pad it
better than this shit
give me nubmers
3:16 AM PHIL
i AM COLD
by I AM COLD April 16, 2009

by Big Foot September 23, 2004
