Putting your foot in it

To do something very well, to excel at something. Basically to 'kick it in the ass.'

We ate at some excellent BBQ last night at your restaurant. You will definately do good business as long as you keep putting your foot in it like that.

by Bubba 99 August 16, 2009

Petting

Petting is an action you perform on your domesticated animal when they’re being an extra good boy, by rubbing their head and/or body in a pleasant way.
You’re doing it correctly if they make little happy noises

David: My dukey is such a good boy I’m always petting him he loves it.
(Duke) *pant pant tongue noises*
David: Aww see

by DoubleMobius September 9, 2019

putzing

fooling around aimlessly
messing around or about
tooling around

You can go in there, Bubba is just putzing around with the computer.

If it wasn't for all the putzing, stuff would get done around here.

by anystupidassname July 20, 2007

Putinistic

The term used to explain someone who is in denial of defeat.

Evan: i won
Jim: but i had more points
Jim: you are putinistic

by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019

Crock Pottin'

To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.

Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.

by Toats McGoats August 26, 2009

putting on the lipstick

The special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.

Desiree: I'm home early!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!

by Horst Nordfunk May 4, 2016

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together

The current American public education is meaningless; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2017