Oomp

Pile of shit at the bottom of a hand rail

Don't do that rail there's an oomp

by ChiltonBurr March 11, 2005

Ooph

How “oof” should actually be spelled. But common trash use “oof” all the time. Common trash also believe “oof” is the roblox death sound, when “UHN” is the roblox death sound.

And if oof was the roblox death sound, it would be ooph instead. But it’s UHN.

“Ooph I feel like shit.”

Justin: He said he didn’t love me anymore.

Greg: ooph

by ‍ October 19, 2018

oompasauras-rex

A retired oompa loompa that has gained so much weight from snacking at the chocolate factory it has gained the status of dinosaur

Did u see her? She was as big as an oompasauras-rex!

by store112hilarious May 14, 2011

oomples

A five dollar tip. To a waitress who does not deserve it.

I just gave that girl OOMPLES!!

by LittleBoPeepHasNOTLostHerSheep June 3, 2012

omphinator

A morbidly obese person who makes no effort to get in shape or lose weight. Often seen carrying fast food bags containing an inhuman amount of greasy cheeseburgers. Omphinators likely will need to remove their pants before commencing a physical altercation due to the fact that they find it difficult to rotate, bend, or wrestle wearing fabric which was never intended to contain a baby-whale sized frame. Have been known to have problems descending stairs because their knees can't support their weight and will buckle causing a priceless comedic situation for onlookers.

Holy fuck Ricky did ya see the gut on Randy? Swear he's gettin bigger everyday.

Sure did Bubbles, omphinator better quit drivin' cheeseburgers in there before he has a fucking heartamattack!

by Dicklestix April 19, 2014

oompa loompa

oompa loompa is someone who is very tiny and small with a big ass head and likes to sing all the time and they can be annoying sometimes ya know what I mean.

Chantal you're an oompa loompa smh adios

by daquel June 11, 2016

OompaLoompitus

(n). A disease with characteristics of orange skin and small peripheral limbs. The most famous people effected by this disease were the characters in the movie Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, and the 45th President of the United States. While this disease is not deadly, it does effect the mental wellness of those afflicted; particularly the Id and the ego. Those afflicted usually have bigger egos than most, and a particular fond of pumpkins.

Our 45th President had been diagnosed with OompaLoompitus several years ago, and has rescued Halloween pumpkins ever since.

by No1nose June 3, 2017