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Alcohol Tour

Noun
A journey to a destination conducted with the purpose of enjoying alcoholic beverages unique to that destination.
I'm planning to do an alcohol tour of California- brewpubs, wineries, and distilleries!
by AlcoholTourism April 24, 2013
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Bride's tour

Taking the scenic route or going out of your way while driving, extending the duration of your drive.
There was a lot of traffic, so we took the bride's tour
by pem0488 April 6, 2019
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The Gland Tour

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight
by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020
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G-tour

Whilst driving, to mindlessly and unquestioningly follow Google maps.
Whilst driving from North to South down the A1 late at night, Google maps suddenly pipes up with a recommendation for a ‘Better route’.

Sure, Google knows best right?

‘Accept’.

10 minutes later I’m swerving along dark, single-file country lanes through cow fields.

Quite liked the sense of companionship with the other cars around me that had obviously also taken the same G-tour without question.
by Footoomch October 27, 2023
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Superannuation Tour

bands or singers such as Whitney Huston, Salt & Pepper, AC/DC and George Michael that perform again after a long stint off and think they still have it, tour again to raise some extra drug money for their retirement.
George Michael is all bloated and old when he came to Australia ... it's just another Superannuation Tour.
by Dylan-the-fish March 4, 2010
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hoe tour

When you take a one night stand home and don't want them to remember where you live. You take a thousand turns to throw them off. The next day you take them on a different your.
That Bitch is so crazy I'm going to have to give her the hoe tour.
by K$Gl123 August 28, 2019
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Tour Stink

The smell generated by a musician after a week or so on the road without washing the clothes that they have been constantly wearing.
"Dude, Angus really smells funky".

"I know - its at least a week's worth of tour stink"
by toroboy December 17, 2009
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