Euthanasia Tour

(noun)

1. When you take someone or something on a joy ride before leaving it or throwing it out.

2. When you take your soon-to-be ex out for a fun time before ending things.

I took Sadie out to her favorite coffee shop and we took a walk around the park for the euthanasia tour before I dumped her.

by slaydie December 30, 2021

goin on tour

When you rent a uhaul and drive to an undisclosed location to purchase and transport narcotics.

we were scheduled to be "goin on tour" in june in the bay.

by ChiChi French February 15, 2009

Con-Touring

Using Dating Apps, the "Tour" is the experience of swiping through profiles, and the "Con" are the individuals who own those profiles

"Fam believe mans been Con-Touring again hella!!!!!! Catfishes"

by BraveinSociety June 9, 2023

monkeys-on-tour

drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.

all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

Alcohol Tour

Noun
A journey to a destination conducted with the purpose of enjoying alcoholic beverages unique to that destination.

I'm planning to do an alcohol tour of California- brewpubs, wineries, and distilleries!

by AlcoholTourism April 24, 2013

Superannuation Tour

bands or singers such as Whitney Huston, Salt & Pepper, AC/DC and George Michael that perform again after a long stint off and think they still have it, tour again to raise some extra drug money for their retirement.

George Michael is all bloated and old when he came to Australia ... it's just another Superannuation Tour.

by Dylan-the-fish March 4, 2010

Tour Stink

The smell generated by a musician after a week or so on the road without washing the clothes that they have been constantly wearing.

"Dude, Angus really smells funky".

"I know - its at least a week's worth of tour stink"

by toroboy December 17, 2009