by shemalethemight January 05, 2021
Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.
Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
by Legohexman May 30, 2021
by Mz.Wonderful February 10, 2018
Guy 1: "I can't believe ____'s been dickin around with my girl! I outta fuck that guy up!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"
by Manateecup July 11, 2015
Person1: I hate you!
Person2: Whoa! Calm yo grits.
Person1: Wth does that mean!?
Person2: Calm down, my mom said it was a common saying...
Person2: Whoa! Calm yo grits.
Person1: Wth does that mean!?
Person2: Calm down, my mom said it was a common saying...
by Parkderp1 February 01, 2016
an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".
by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013
Pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the fuck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. You'd be pissed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.
Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.
Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.
Joe: "MAN DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? I THINK HE LOOKED AT ME MAN. I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM. I'M GONNA PUT MY FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS!"
Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."
Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."
by LicensesToStone April 30, 2016