esmee pars

biggest slag ever. tiny. has a drinking problem. very good at singing. strangeeee. thinks she’s cooler than hiraani but she’s not:)

Esmee Pars is an absolute unit

by jacobwood January 17, 2021

Par 3

When you hit all three holes in a single day, with the same partner. Oral, vaginal, and anal.

Hows was your date with Sarah?

I hit the Par 3!
Damn, all three in one shot. "high fives"

by Lord thunder Cock December 14, 2015

Bender par

When in an arguement on a computer and someone calls you bender reply with a picture of bender and a question mark.

shut up you bender. (insert picture here) ? and there you go a Bender par.

by magesik snail June 2, 2011

Par walk

Whilst playing golf, you don’t get an eagle, you don’t get a birdie but you get a par, the first thing you must do, MUST do, is the par walk.

A flat hand to the chest, shoulders back and a stern walk forward, a celebration of a three, four or five shotter. The par walk.

Hey dude, great shot, you know what you have to do now right??

Yeah I know man, the par walk…

by Tyn-y-mur January 23, 2022