fronts and bumps

Another saying for traffic.

Sitting in traffic, all you see are fronts and bumpers of cars, shorten that and you have "fronts and bumps".

Can also be used to describe anything unsatisfactory.

"Sorry I was late, it was all fronts and bumps on 101."

"Man, this party is all fronts and bumps. Let's get out of here."

by aftertheprequel March 04, 2010

Front-story

Purposefully creating a large chunk of back-story which has a different tone to a character's defined personality in order to justify a sudden change in behaviour. Often when a character is about to be written out of a TV series.

They just added a load of front-story to her character, she's obviously going to be written out.

Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.

by admiral martinson November 02, 2010

Front Blanket

When performing coitus, and individual finishing on their partners chest (with consent).

Babe I’m cold, can you give me a front blanket!

by TylerwithanA February 21, 2021

russian front

1. The one threat that works against Colonels.
Expecally Klink
2. Fuck That Place

I want this mans name and transfer him to the russian front

by FieldMedic January 10, 2017

front of the train

Guy with the smallest dick is the front of the train.

Jared’s team made him front of the train because of his small cock.

by Chad farthouse November 19, 2019

Furry Fronts

Whenz dat bytch got dem braces onnn and she suck that thang and get dem pubes all up in herr grill. Yall know wat im sayin?

Daniel: Yo Grant dat bitchh Ryyann had them furry fronts last nyght whend hes was suckin that cock

Grant: that bytch trippin!

by BalloonMilk1 April 02, 2011

Front pocket

A front pocket usually refers to a fly (of pants).

"I've got something in my front pocket for you" - South Park episode

by Stephen Swires November 28, 2005