trunk omelette

A covid era term used when one forgets their reusable bags and has to put their groceries in their vehicle loose and has a long ride home

"Damn it honey, I forgot the reusable bags. Pretty sure we are gonna have a trunk omelette by the time we get home"

by Ian Vi. December 26, 2021

Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.

Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.

by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021

dad omelette

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.

Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch

Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!

Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch

by bakedjake August 30, 2021

maduka hitler batter omelette

What the fuck

(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?

by Buldge man Suprememe June 24, 2024

Palm Beach Mushroom Omelette

When you get passed around for exploitation by billionaires with small malformed penises.

I read the deposition. Sounds like she got the full Palm Beach mushroom omelette.

by The Blue Rider January 2, 2026

Denver Omelette

When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.

Dude… that toilet is outta commission. I just laid a Denver Omelette and it’s clogged.

by Deuce the Dung Foo Master February 12, 2024