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Olympic Day

A day in which an individual will abstain from all physical activities, education, or fresh air in order to indulge in the Olympics.

Note: Due to habit and sheer enjoyability, Olympic Days may extend past the Closing Ceremonies.
Linda called in an Olympic Day to stay in and watch live streaming video of the Olympics

Even though the Olympics were over, Renee still felt like an Olympic Day was in order.
by cappy25 March 24, 2010
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Olympic baton

Similar to a baton but instead of just hooking up with random guys, it's a girl who gets passed around from guy to guy within the same group of dudes.
Dude 1: I just realized that girl I went out with last night has been with 3 other dudes I'm friends with...
Dude 2: Well let's give her the gold. She's definitely an Olympic Baton.
by FromOneBatontoAnother September 8, 2010
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The Olympic Torch

The act of applying Icy Hot to a condom before having sex.
Guy 1: "Hey man, Im looking for something to light up my sex life."
Guy2: "I gave my old laidy The Olympic Torch, she is still burning over the experience"
by Jon Romberg July 28, 2012
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Hardship Olympics

When you’re going through a tough time and need to talk to someone. Then that someone turns and says your problems aren’t as bad, that theirs are far worse than yours. Leaving you feeling guilty for how you’re feeling.
You: Sue, I just lost my job and I think I have the virus.

Sue: No big deal, I have diabetes, and heart problems and my cat died last week. I would feel blessed if I was in your place.

You: Dang Sue, this ain't hardship olympics. Friends should be there to listen to each other. All you had to say was “You’ll get through this, I believe in you” .
by Kiwidragon March 23, 2020
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pain olympics

A groop of guys that compete in torturous games that cut of their penis and nuts
Guy 1: did you see the pain olympics. Guy 2: no. Guy 1: you gotta see it its the most discusting thing ever. Guy 2: oo that's crazy guy 3:jay wizzys mad cool and he runs new bedford chea toasty
by jay wizzy May 11, 2009
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OlympicZero

A LITERAL FUCKING GOD AT GRAPHICS. Also married Cody on www.livewed.com. That is all.
GFX n00b 1: d00d did u c da shat Olimpik zeero made?

GFX n00b 2: holy shat ya d00d i creemd ma pantz wen i ceen dat shat.

GFX n00b 1: fux d00d hez a fuxn grafix g0d or sumtin

GFX n00b 2: wurd

Olympic Zero: Shut the fuck up. If I want your lip, I'll jiggle my zipper.

GFX n00b 1,2: yus sur
by His lover Cody*kisses* November 21, 2003
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