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registered yap offender

When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom
Man she yaps so much she should be put on the registered yap offender list
by Xa_Bigsquirt December 4, 2024
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Meme offended person

Noun:
An individual whose feelings are easily hurt by a joke.
That blue haired liberal needs some butt hurt butter for they/them butt hole because their a Meme offended person
by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024
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desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.
She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.
by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025
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flex offender

flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.
don't be a flex offender
by flailyhaley June 22, 2025
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offended

When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.
- You've offended me.
- You should have an attitude of learning and improve your life.
by Porkifiable January 22, 2025
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the denver sex offender

a name to call your uncle whos from denver
OH SHIT ITS THE DENVER SEX OFFENDER HE WILL RAPE US AHHH!
by NIGGERFUCKER67 December 5, 2025
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Sex-Offender.

A sex-offender is someone (typically male) who has a registered Reddit account. The Redditor is a commonly-used slang-term for the ancestral-branch of the Human family tree, the Neanderthals. Redditors have evolved to have strong sexual attraction towards the feet (Of typically underdeveloped females) instead of the breasts, penis, vagina, or thighs. Redditors also rely on their diet for a portion of their sex-drive and hormonal influx, their diet includes: 2-week old Doritos and Vodka (Only for the averages.) Redditors also usually have a higher chance of passing an STD.
Sex-offender.
by Plaptop January 24, 2023
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