Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.

Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!

by Zeth the angery gay March 16, 2020

mouth oatmeal

Mouth Oatmeal is raw oatmeal with saliva substituting for the water/milk you’d mix it with.

“Yo Dave we got any water? I wanna eat this oatmeal.”
“Nah, we gotta eat mouth oatmeal”

by Koister August 25, 2020

Oatmeal Maneuver

When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.

Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.

by SWNeph September 17, 2020

Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

by Derip September 21, 2020

Oatmealed

The act of making frivolous and/or highly inaccurate statements or lawsuits against a popular figure whereupon the internet followers and fans of such quickly jump to support said figure and expeditiously raise monitary funding for either the person's legal defense or an alternate charitable organization. Basically, you screwed yourself.

You're suing a guy whose stuff you stole and posted on your website? Dude, you're oatmealed...

by Julesong December 12, 2012

Oatmeal Rasotweiler

A cross between an oatmeal raisin cookie and a rotweiler.

"Aww look at that Oatmeal Rasotweiler! I could just eat it up! In fact, I just might! NOM NOM!"

by Dog Cookie Man August 30, 2013

Brown sugar oatmeal

The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.

"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."

by Kneegrodamus October 22, 2013